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ACCORDINGLY, BEFORE TAKING ANY ACTIONS BASED UPON SUCH INFORMATION, WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO CONSULT WITH THE APPROPRIATE PROFESSIONALS. WE DO NOT PROVIDE ANY KIND OF MEDICAL/ LEGAL/ FITNESS/ HEALTH ADVICE. THE USE OR RELIANCE OF ANY INFORMATION CONTAINED ON THIS SITE, OR OUR MOBILE APPLICATION, IS SOLELY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
THIS WEBSITE DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE. THE INFORMATION, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, TEXT, GRAPHICS, IMAGES AND OTHER MATERIAL CONTAINED ON THIS WEBSITE ARE FOR PRANK PURPOSES ONLY. NO MATERIAL ON THIS SITE IS INTENDED TO BE A SUBSTITUTE FOR PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL ADVICE, DIAGNOSIS OR TREATMENT. ALWAYS SEEK THE ADVICE OF YOUR PHYSICIAN OR OTHER QUALIFIED HEALTH CARE PROVIDER WITH ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING A MEDICAL CONDITION OR TREATMENT AND BEFORE UNDERTAKING NEW HEALTH CARE REGIMEN, AND NEVER DISREGARD PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL ADVICE OR DELAY IN SEEKING IT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU HAVE READ ON THIS WEBSITE.
THE PARTIES AGREE THAT ANY PRODUCT PURCHASED ON THE BABY MAYBE WEBSITE SHALL NOT BE USED FOR ANY PROPOSE OTHER THAN AS A PRANK. WITHOUT EXCEPTION NO BABY MAYBE PRODUCT SHALL BE PROVIDED/SUBMITTED TO ANY GOVERNMENTAL OR OTHER AGENCY, MEDICAL DOCTOR, ARBITER OF A DISPUTE, AS PROOF OF PREGNANCY, PAST OR CURRENT, OR TO CLAIM ANY BENEFIT FOR WHICH A PREGNANT WOMAN MAY BE ELIGIBLE, OR ENTITLED TO RECEIVE, BASED ON HER BEING PREGNANT. NO HIPAA PROTECTED PATIENT HEALTH INFORMATION CONNECTED TO ANY BABY MAYBE PRODUCT, IS INTENDED, OR CONVEYED, WITH RESPECT TO THIS SALE.
THE PARTIES AGREE THAT BABYMAYBE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR DELAYS IN SHIPPING THE PRODUCT. THE PARTIES FURTHER AGREE THAT THE SOLE REMEDY FOR ANY SHIPPING DELAYS IS THE REFUND OF THE PURCHASER’S PAYMENT FOR THE PRODUCT.
THE PARTIES AGREE THAT THE FORUM FOR ANY LEGAL ACTION ASSOCIATED WITH THE SALE AND PURCHASE OF THE PRODUCT IS THE STATE OF ILLINOIS.
